Robert Fripp bares almost all in OnlyFans video for April Fool’s Day

For those who have felt that Toyah and Robert Fripp‘s cheeky Sunday Lunch series has lacked skin in the Fripp department, the King Crimson founder announced today that he was joining for a channel featuring “exclusive, jaw-dropping content you never knew you needed.” The announcement came with a short video of him au naturel with only his Gibson keeping us from the Full Fripp.

Of course, this was a April Fool’s joke — is a dead link — but a pretty good one, and the video, which you can never unsee, is real and watchable below.